BARREL PIZZA OVEN.

Modern Peasant Mar 26, 2023

By MODERN PEASANT

Dual cook-top and oven/pizza/3rd degree burns! ;-)

"When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore." - Dean Martin

Here is a small poem about craving fresh pizza in the 'boosh', as ye do!

A Wild Pizza Craving

Out in the wilderness surrounded by naught
But rocks and trees, mud and an old barrel stove,
My mind drifts to pleasures I've previously sought
A hot cheesy pizza fresh from the oven's love,

With just basic things my hands have forged
Dough from flour and water, sauce from tomatoes red,
Atop this make-shift pizza my toppings enlarged
But into the oven's heat it must be led,

This simple pie is what my soul does sing
As I stoke the fire and wait with patience due,
Hoping the flames give this creation life to bring
And satisfy the craving that chews right through,

When stranded with nature your comforts are flee'd
But creativity can simple pleasures concede,
With rocks and mud and an old barrel agreeing
This wild fired pizza is all that I need!

OK, enough of that!

Source the largest ugliest rocks you find to form a 'foundation of sorts'. A heavy plinth of any description that's non flammable will suffice